Fun idea for a story! I remember you were one of first writers I discovered here. I'm sort of still here. I spend most of my time/energy on Substack these days after tiring of the Medium algorithm roller coaster. I do still post here but engage very little with the community because I can really only handle one online community at a time. In this volatile world of online writing platforms, I needed to grow a more steady subscriber base I can take with me. Alas, my 15K followers here don't really mean anything...

I so appreciated your profile at the time and still appreciate your posts when I catch them. Glad you're still here!