Back when I went to a church, I once walked around for 10 full minutes after service with my boob hanging out. Granted, I was breastfeeding at the time, but I learned later that some other members of the congregation were already horrified that I nursed at church (sorry, not sorry). Now I just crack up thinking about them watching me wandering around with my boob hanging out. Thanks for this lovely and hilarious nugget of a story! I too am feeling overwhelmed by a long to-do list and your story brightened my day.