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My daughter just gave me her quarterly performance review. Apparently, I have a lot of room for improvement. She's starting to question my commitment to the job, worries that I'm hopelessly behind the curve when it comes to technology, and thinks I need to work on my consensus-building skills.

When you bring a workplace mindset to family life, you realize how hopelessly absurd this job called parenting really is.